Word to Your Intern

Like the stellar intern I am, I've been keeping up on my trades, reading all the upfronts to see what interesting new shows will be gracing our television sets this summer... so decidedly having read enough Stuart Mendel NFL/College Football predictions I thought I'd spin-off like "The Office" and do some predictions of my own.

Actually this is more so what I'm looking forward to wrapped up in a little blog joint for all to see...

NBC - NBC - NBC
With that much money they'd better be kicking ass, and looks like they are.

New Shows to look forward to are... Crusoe, SNL - Thursdays, The Office Spin-Off, Knight Rider, MERLIN, and Kath & Kim with Molly Shannon.

So Good, So Good...

Tina Fey's Got Friends in High Places, but no new shows out...
Lucky for us some 30 Rock castmates do!
"The Mighty B!" - Amy Poehler provides the voice for "the worlds most ambitious and lovably unhinged 9-and-3/4-year-old Honeybee Troup member." Thank you Nickelodeon!

"Scare Tactics" - TRACY MORGAN hosts a hidden camera show for The Sci-Fi Channel (?). Unsuspecting participants get put into scary staged situations!

Two funnies do make a right.

The Jokes on Them... and us
VH1 is spinning-off their terribly amazing hits Flavor of Love, Rock of Love, and I Love New York with "I Love Money" - it's a reality shows that "dispenses with the fiction that anyone involved with the show is looking for romance." Sometimes you've gotta just come clean, ay Paula?

Make Me Laugh Clown
Hey Comedy Central - try some funny on for size with these new sizzling summer shows...

"Untitled Snoop Dogg Animated Project" - What was it like for Cordozar Calvin Broadus to grow up in Long Beach? - Animated obviously...

"Untitled Andy Richter Sketch Show" - He makes me giggle.

"GAY ROBOT" - Nick Swardson's comedy genius is going cable!

"Speed Freak" - this one is questionably hit worthy.... "two small town losers who are being chased by a redneck mafia hit-man after they blow up a meth lab." I could picture a redneck Tony Soprano, maybe...

Coolio + Oxygen = ??That's what I'd like to see
I did love Snoop Dogg's Father Hood, but "Coolio Rules", did he pulls his braids to tight?

Reppin' the 315
"Carmelo's Way" - Nuggets star and beloved Syracuse one-year magic man has his own reality show on BET

I Want It
"Chubby Hubby" - MTV's answer to America's Next Top Model, this time with chubby chics!

Hot Tranny
Tracy Ullman's "State of the Union" sounds like it's going to be one hot tranny mess. She's pretty fierce at her impersonations! No apologies needed Showtime!

No Dice
What's a blog entry without some disses?

TLC - I say no thank you to a JLo and Marc Anthony reality show.
USA - "The Starter Wife", what's the big deal with this show? Debra Messing's getting a little dragged out for me and I just really have a hard time ever feeling bad for her. Lo Siento.

Be Kind to the Elderly
These are some classics and favorites that I'm pretty excited to have back...




... I'll admit, this last one is... well, questionable really...


Just When You Thought I Was Done....
HURL!!!!! Let me tell you a bit about this new show G4 has picked up... "5 contestants compete in a speed-eating contest followed by physical challenges intended to shake up their stomachs. In the end, the lone remaining participant who manages to keep everything down wins a cash prize as the IRON STOMACH AWARD"


1. Where do I sign up?
2. This has been predicted to be "the worst show in the world"
3. To the latter, I say "no thank you douche bag"

All in all - I heart you television, and that's kinda creepy.