Going Banana's

Courtesy of Facebook.com I found this awesome interactive site for Chiquita... yeah, the banana company!

I couldn't post the video I made onto the blog but check it out and make one yourself anyways... Click the Chiquita Lady to check it out!!

Steven Seagel Returns...

...With his own reality show?

Apparently Mr. Black Belt himself is ready to return to the spotlight. Instead of the badass stunts he pulled in 80's and 90's he's turned himself over to the law in this A&E reality show.

Steve's been shooting up and down in the Big Easy as a sheriff's deputy! Set for late 2009, check out this Variety article for more on what sounds like the next great action reality TV show!!

Russian Recession

If people didn't feel like the economic crisis was really effecting them heres news from Russia to make us all be thankful over the holidays...

From Reuters: "Crisis forces Russians to cut back vodka drinking"

According to the article, not only are the Russians cutting back on their vodka purcheses but their also turning to other desperate methods to get their retardation on.

"At times like this, any grandmother can collect some old bottles, fill them with whatever she wants, and sell them to the alcoholics that are trying to save some money....

Bootleggers quickly filled the vacuum with a low-grade black market brew, which was blamed for widespread liver failure, jaundice and toxic hepatitis that swamped the city's hospitals and its morgues....

Other drinkers went for anything with alcohol content, including cosmetics, perfumes and cleaning agents to bring about the same effects as vodka, whose name in Russian is the diminutive of the word for water."

Great News!!!

I don't have anything quirky or interesting to say about this because new news this awesome speaks for itself....

THE ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT MOVIE DEAL HAS BEEN MADE!!

For $15 million we'll keep our fingers crossed that it is as amazing as the short, but so fabulous, series.

Perfect Gift for your Upstate NY Party Girl!

For all those cold outdoor fire pit parties with drunk bro's and girls drinking wine coolers with oversized sweatshirts this is the ultimate party tool! Not only can you keep your favorite brew close to your heart and your baby (...what?) but you can get your fresh gear customized shall I say... "whatever you like...".


Hit up BeerHoodie.com to get the goods!!!

A New Ben and Jerry's Inspiration

This guy is a mega-ultra-supersonic skate boarder. With that hair, and the music... I think I feel a new ice cream flavor. Maybe it could be a combination of half moon cookie bits and they could call it "Halfpipe Batter" or it could be a coffee flavored ice cream with rocky road bits in it-- called "Rough Grinds" (Although that last one sounds a bit like a sexual position.)


Either way, enjoy the vid.

Happiness is like peeing your pants...

Or in a purified water filter.

NASA is up to big things as always but this latest story from Reuters news has caught the attention of the nations interests. According to the article, "it's a water-recycling device that will process the crew's urine for communal consumption." The advancement of technology never ceases to amaze me.

Click the image to get the dets:

Fresh Cuts

We might have to take the boys down to the Cornel Barber Shop and see if they can get fixed up with some of this stuff...

Joe Biden Drunk On The Campaign Trail

Check this video from the campaign trail as our VP elect Joe Biden represents what Scrantan, PA is all about. With Cortaca coming up I think we should all have a lil' Biden in us this weekend.

I especially like the moment when he's hitting on Michelle Obama!

O Style Points...

Oprah probably would approve but this blog has nothing to do with her unfortunately.

"Mrs. O" is a new blog inspired by the fashions of recently elected First Lady, Michelle Obama. Keeping tabs on her semi-controversial election-night dress to what all the top designers think of Mrs. O, this blog is more fabulous than we know what to do with. Now if I could only find a website like yearbookyourself.com, that allows us to superimpose our faces into different Hillary Clinton hairstyles. A girl can dream....

Laying Pipe

Those Maverick's sure know how to lay the pipe... give either image a click to experience the real Joe the Plumber! 

... needless to say I've been having a pretty shitty morning.  Might I also mention that this is good practice for a career field that may or may not, dare I say, cater to retarded retards.  

                                                                          

Protect our friends?

If you were watching "Indecision '08" on Comedy Central last Tuesday you might have noticed several Bambi shout-outs. But Hulu managed to top them last night with this commercial...

Rach, is that you?

ELECTION DAY 2008

Although just about everyone I know has already voted - here are some semi-related Election Day stories of interest...

Carhartt Sponsorship? I know the Republican's are getting backlash from controversial expenditures on Sarah Palin's wardrobe but the Carhartt jacket on Election Day? I'm not even mad.






Watch out Obama Girl, this small Japanese fishing port that shares the name of your favorite candidate may give you a run for your money as top Barack supporter. In Obama, Japan, "Shops in the town have been selling everything from T-shirts, fish burgers and steamed cakes to chopsticks bearing Obama's name."

"We've been dancing for Mr. Obama for more than six months," said Yuko Shirayama of the local "Obama Girls" hula dancing group, created to cheer on Obama. "So I hope he wins."

Last but not least: E!Online picked out it's "Most Entertaining Campaign Moments"! Tina Fey would have gotten my vote for top choice but I suppose without Joe the Plumber and the Katie Couric interview what would we have done for Halloween?

Best Halloween Costumes

This year as we were making our outfits I tried to google "easy halloween costumes".... or "costume ideas". Both of these searches led me to sites where I could only purchase a desired outfit. Well, that's all about to change. I'm going to clue you in on some relatively easy, inexpensive, and adoraBOOOOle costumes.

Idea #1- Night at the Roxbury



All you have to do is wear all black and find some strange colored blazers. Any Salvation Army should have those. Then, pair it with some whacky wigs. You're set! Your next step is to run around all night and act like a couple of douchebags. Annnnd if you're reading this blog that should not be too much of a problem.

Idea #2- Juno girl




This is easy and an has an automatic cool factor. Wear some jeans with a skirt over top, sneakers, a stripped shirt (preferably orange), and a zip up hoodie. Throw a pillow under that get up and Vuaaala! Throw a slushie in there if you have the time (You'll probably earn bonus points from drunks who want a little slurp!) This costume can also double as a great couple costume. Find your guy some maroon shorts and yellow sweat bands---- you're pretty much golden.


Idea #3-Rufio



Although Rufio may not be the most inexpensive costume it may very well be your greatest. Take a pair of red stockings and wear them under a pair of ripped black sweat pants. Throw on a black vest (Shirt underneath optional and depends on sexiness of bod) Grab some red hair dye and spike it up! After a bit of Halloweening you may shout "Rufio, Rufio, Rufioooooooo" as loudly and frequently as you desire.


Idea #4- Red Hat Society



Who doesn't love an old lady that "just wants to have fun". I think Cindy Lauper would agree that her famous "Girls Just Want To Have Fun" extends to all age groups. Don some ridiculous purple and red clothing and you're set to sail. For added credibility throw some makeup on to age yourself or spray your hair grey. Ta-Da!


Idea #5- MC Hammer



I don't have much of a reason for this... except that he's known and such. This is an outfit you CAN'T TOUCH. OW, Hammer time!



That's it for now. Hope you are already thinking of next year's costumes, and that just maybe you have been inspired by this somehow.

Everyone's Favorite Ski Racer Weds!

This little ski racing champion got married today. Just want to send out a shout of "CONGRATULATIONS" and a "thanks" for making me want to wear chapstick. Seriously, if your name is Picabo you will have an uncanny ability to make others want to be you. Enjoy the vid, readers!

Retarded Retard of the day!

Hong Kong- The man pictured was walking through a park late at night when he came across some work out equipment. Feeling a little frisky, and noting that one particular bench press had adequately (or so he thought) sized holes he decided to have at it. Little did he realize that the holes may have been a bit too small. After some agony the man was able to inform officials of his inappropriate and shitty situation. After cutting the man from the majority of the bench press he was taken to a hospital for further body work. When the removal of the press was complete he was notified that had he been attached any longer he would have been a member of society without... well, a member.

Read the full story here:
http://www.darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid2008-08.html

Intellegence!

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/booster_shots/2008/11/sexual-content.html

Someone actually took the time to research televisions effects on the premature sexualization of adolescent girls. Wellllll, guess what!?! Sexual content on television is linked to teenage pregnancy. What DO ya know?