Best Halloween Costumes

This year as we were making our outfits I tried to google "easy halloween costumes".... or "costume ideas". Both of these searches led me to sites where I could only purchase a desired outfit. Well, that's all about to change. I'm going to clue you in on some relatively easy, inexpensive, and adoraBOOOOle costumes.

Idea #1- Night at the Roxbury



All you have to do is wear all black and find some strange colored blazers. Any Salvation Army should have those. Then, pair it with some whacky wigs. You're set! Your next step is to run around all night and act like a couple of douchebags. Annnnd if you're reading this blog that should not be too much of a problem.

Idea #2- Juno girl




This is easy and an has an automatic cool factor. Wear some jeans with a skirt over top, sneakers, a stripped shirt (preferably orange), and a zip up hoodie. Throw a pillow under that get up and Vuaaala! Throw a slushie in there if you have the time (You'll probably earn bonus points from drunks who want a little slurp!) This costume can also double as a great couple costume. Find your guy some maroon shorts and yellow sweat bands---- you're pretty much golden.


Idea #3-Rufio



Although Rufio may not be the most inexpensive costume it may very well be your greatest. Take a pair of red stockings and wear them under a pair of ripped black sweat pants. Throw on a black vest (Shirt underneath optional and depends on sexiness of bod) Grab some red hair dye and spike it up! After a bit of Halloweening you may shout "Rufio, Rufio, Rufioooooooo" as loudly and frequently as you desire.


Idea #4- Red Hat Society



Who doesn't love an old lady that "just wants to have fun". I think Cindy Lauper would agree that her famous "Girls Just Want To Have Fun" extends to all age groups. Don some ridiculous purple and red clothing and you're set to sail. For added credibility throw some makeup on to age yourself or spray your hair grey. Ta-Da!


Idea #5- MC Hammer



I don't have much of a reason for this... except that he's known and such. This is an outfit you CAN'T TOUCH. OW, Hammer time!



That's it for now. Hope you are already thinking of next year's costumes, and that just maybe you have been inspired by this somehow.